Utah Barbie Collection - A Must Have!

Ryan and I found these randomly on my parents' computer this afternoon. We both thought it was hilarious, although they were exaggerations of stereotypes. Enjoy! 

Park City Barbie

This chic barbie comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey, and a million dollar home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

Draper Barbie

This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Kearns Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

East Bench Barbie

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

West Valley Barbie

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt, and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet, and she can kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker, absolutely free!

The Avenues Barbie

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Avenues Barbie dolls and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Rose Park Barbie

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. White-boy Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the new infant.

Provo Barbie

She's annoyingly perfect in every way and comes with an entire wardrobe of Celestially appropriate attire. We don't know where RM Ken is because he's always at church meetings. Also available with Provo Barbie are an MFHD degree from BYU, 6 or 7 children, and a bottle of Prozac.